Allo,

Listen, first things first. At this time, we don't have any money to pay you. We are not going to sell this to you with some BS speel. What we can give you is a chance to win awards and build a portfolio you can be proud of with real work. You will have total creative control and get free rein on the idea and its execution.

Interested? Here's the assignment:
We are Monsieur Singh. We make a really delicious Mango Lassi. The objective is simple: Make Monsieur Singh famous.

Contact us if still interested.

Thank You, 
Monsieur Singh